Feast your eyes on my new obsession, SECRET TROIS!  I first found them when I posted my first fan video for Beyonce, but I kept thinking about the choreography and the styling of the video. (Charlie Altuna's work?)  They have several videos you can watch here.  Expect to see fake money being thrown from their busts, humping, even the splits!!!  Their "Single Ladies" video had 4,330,523 views!

I'm not sure if you have heard anything about Facebook changing it's Terms of Services to state that anything you post on their website, even if deleted, becomes property of Facebook.  FOREVER!  Well apparently they have decided to back down due to all of the complaints.  I just logged in and found this message.

Thairin wondered what Eric Balfour's ass looked like now. Here it is! I couldn't find the date of the photo, but it looks pretty recent. He grew up in a nudist colony, encouraged by his mother to be nude; thus, he's fairly comfortable with his body, as seen here and here in these NSFW photos from his 2005 film, Lie with Me.

I often ask myself this very same question while out at the bars.  

 Watch this kid being videotaped by his dad right after having surgery on his tooth.  He's all doped up and has no idea what's going on!  Totes hilar!

In light of all of the rave reviews RuPaul's Drag Race has been getting, I'm posting this video Thairin and I made of me lip synching for my life to Britney's "Piece of Me." 

During my runs this morning, I had to stop at the bank to deposit a check for Accounting.  THANK GOD!  If I hadn't stopped in, I never would have encountered this HOT outifit.  I love how she chose to pair wedges with her orange leotard. 

If this is what she wears to the bank, what do you think she wears out?!?

Do you think this is where Amy Winehouse came up with her recent scheme to get alcohol after the staff at her resort started refusing her drinks while on holiday in St. Lucia? (t/y Kristy)

You may remember a few days ago I posted about the recent salmonella outbreak in America. Last night after our offices had closed, I noticed that even though peanuts aren't affected by the outbreak, some people may not be clear on what foods are affected by the recalls. I decided to do a little research for the readers of the WOW Report. Here is a list of recalled foods from the FDA.

 And not to worry, WOW staff, the peanuts are safe!

Randy warned me not to eat these Austin peanut butter crackers from the World of Wonder snack bucket or "You will die!" At first I thought he really just wanted the last package for himself until he followed up by saying that there had been a recent salmonella outbreak!  I found the crackers in the second picture above on his desk. He had almost eaten them, but remembered about the outbreak just in time.

Obviously, I do live in my own little Hollywood bubble, where news reports are about what makes President Obama's BlackBerry the best instead of, like, political stuff. But, apparently, this recent salmonella outbreak has affected 488 people in 43 states as of 9PM on January 22, according to the CDC. Dog biscuits from PetSmart have been recalled, as well as these Austin crackers with peanut butter.  FORTUNATELY, all Girl Scout cookies are safe. Needless to say, all the Austin peanut butter crackers have been removed from the office. So, for those of you like me, who only read the blogs and rarely keep up with the "real" news, I want you to know DON'T EAT PEANUT BUTTER! 

 OMG!  I was totally just eating Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch while writing this post!  I have more research to do!

Santino Rice!  Tammie Brown!  Jade!  Even Lindsey and I appear in an Emmy worthy interview from those two trailblazing journalistas, Hunter and Jessica, at World of Wonder's Storefront Gallery for RuPaul's Drag Race Art Show.  Be warned, an extended version is coming soon!

These pamphlets are from a free clinic in Little Rock, AR circa early 80s.  They look as though they are geared towards children...scary.

(t/y Stephan)

OMFG!  I can't wait to see My Bloody Valentine 3D on January 16 for two reasons:

1)  I've never seen a horror movie in 3D.

2)  FOW (Friend of WOW) Selene Luna gets killed in it!

Check out Solace, a short film directed by WOWer Michaline Babich and starring WOWer Richard Courtney!  Excellent!

Watch this in full screen mode.  Very trippy.  (t/y Heather)

Camille and I walked from our office here at Hollywood & Cherokee down to the shopping center at Hollywood & Highland for lunch today and passed this man on the way.  Sorry you can't really read the sign.  I was trying to be incognito while taking the picture.  The sign reads, "Need $ for Hookers & Viagra."  HA!  Only in Hollywood.

I was going to post the official music video, but decided I liked watching this gay kid pay his billz better.  I like when his bitch tries to take off with his money at the end.

Since I'm answering phones today while Linds is out, I'm also checking her email.  I just received this video link of Austin Young, Chris Crocker, and Brandi C. from her friend Kimmy.  Funny!

I was at one of my favorite old haunts in Hot Springs, The Big Chill, when something very strange happened.  You see, I was chatting with my little sister Becca and our friends Brit and Lynnsy when a huge chunk of pool chalk came flying towards us.  You can imagine our surprise.  Just before we turned around to beat a bitch down, a girl turned to us and began apologizing profusely.  It seems her belt had snapped off and sent the chalk hurdling towards us.  Talk about a wardrobe malfunction...

I had no idea that when I returned home to Arkansas for XXXmas, that it had gone to the dogs! My house in particular was overrun with the four legged fuzzballs. We had six of them with us on Christmas morning!!! Everywhere I looked there was a dog, both big ones and small ones. My little sister even got a Bichon Frise puppy under the tree. I couldn't write about all of the dogs without including my gorgeous but huge pussy cat, Sassy. She isn't fat...she's a Maine Coon.