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Britney Spears: Single and Childless

Friday, July 18, 2008 03:40 AM

In a surprise decision that was longer coming than the gestation period of both kids combined, Britney Spears has finally been relieved permanently and officially of custody of her two children, who will now be raised by her ex, Kevin Federline. Despite Federline's lawyer's statement, "Kevin is ecstatic and the boys are thriving," we predict Daddy will live to regret having sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. It's forever, yo. (OK!)

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Britney Spears: Single and Childless

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