In honor of the 25th anniversary of his breakout role in Risky Business, Tom Cruise is paying tribute to himself at the Scientology-free TomCruise.com, where he's assembled a lengthy clip reel of all his popular movies in an obvious attempt to cleanse our palates and clear our memories of all his recent deranged behavior and manic laughter. It almost works. Only 24 more years until we get the same thing from Jonah Hill.