Here's Tom Cruise delivering his nine-minute acceptance speech after receiving the Freedom Medal of Valor at an International Association of Scientologists convention. By some miracle, we found it on Towleroad. It keeps disappearing off the internet; must be the Church doesn't want us to hear the benefits of signing up. A former Scientologist, commenting at Radar, posts a glossary of Cruise's terms. (When the clip fails, try here. Or here.)