Lohdown

Some people may be confused, as we were, about this Tony Allen musician person whom Lindsay Lohan is supposed to have screwed in a toilet at the Utah rehab center they shared. It's not, as you might have thought, the Tony Allen who's the Nigerian drummer, composer, and songwriter who helped popularize a mix of jazz and traditional African juju in the mid-'60s. It's the guy who fronts the little-known Atlanta band Dead Stays Alive and is married to an unfathomably rich English woman. But who he is has become moot now that Lohan is out of the Utah rehab and has denied a sexual relationship with the man, reciting the old saw, "We were just friends." Not only that, but, shockingly, she's sworn off nightclubbing, having come to the the realization that "going out all the time was very self-destructive." And, after taking a good hard look at all the candidates inside the Cirque Lodge, including Sonny Bono's son Chesare and this Tony Allen person, she finally settled on X Games star snowboarder Riley Giles for a boyfriend. "I am really happy and taking it day by day," she says of this new love in her new sober life. "I'm here to stay,' she explained to OK!. "My talent is a gift and I'm going to use it." She'll begin using next week when filming begins on the autobiographical-sounding Dare to Love Me. When shooting on that wraps, she'll head back to Utah. "I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions," she said. Daily Mail; NY Daily News; Starpulse)

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