Lohan Latest

Though she blew a 0.13 at the station and was found holding blow, Lindsay Lohan is, in effect, saying, "I wuz framed." What she said was, in an email to Access Hollywood's Billy Bush – the natural guy to turn to in a crisis – "Yes, I am innocent ... did not do drugs they're not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin's mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy." Her parents, Dina and Michael, who haven't seen Lindsay, are taking the situation personally; Dina is just "sick over this," poor thing, and Dad blames himself: "I made some really stupid choices in my life," he said. Meanwhile, her lawyer, who has seen the little minx, says she's suffered a relapse and is "presently receiving medical care." Again. (People)

Related entries:

1. Lily Allen: Carried Away, Carried Out: After winning the impressive Editor's Special Award...
2. Irony McMahon: Ed McMahon, 85, after getting $644,000 behind...
3. Joey Heatherton: Serta-fied Perfection: Attention all drag queens, faggots, strippers, sex...
4. Quote Unquote: "I'm an exhibitionist. Some people are afraid...
5. Brett Erlich: Longitude and Attitude: Brett Erlich, handsome adorable host of Current's...