Celebrities at Large

I was at Geisha House Saturday night for my friend DJ's birthday dinner. Shortly after being seated, Donatella Versace comes waltzing by, face like a frying pan, accompanied by five well-dressed goons and they are seated at the table next to us. Our waiter was also assigned to Donatella's table. He comes over to me about 10 minutes later to tell me that when he approached Donatella for her drink order, he was instructed by goon #1 not to speak to Donatella, that the goons would speak for her. Then I noticed one of the managers go to Donatella's table and shufffle the party off. A few minutes later Backstreet Boy Nick Carter sits down with a table full of girls. When the waiter returned I asked him what happened to Donatella and he said they moved her outside because she's a chain smoker. I guess they told her to "Get out!"

– Ross Greenberg

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