It could turn out that the very thing that attracted Kevin Federline to Britney Spears – other than her fame and bank account – will be the very thing he'll use against her in court: her obsession with sex. According to Star magazine, an "insider" just happened to stumble into a double-locked second-floor room in Spears Mulholland Drive mansion, and was shocked to discover it was a mirrored-ceiling "fantasy room" stocked with ticklers, whips, fur-trimmed handcuffs, a glass jar of paddles, and a closet containing uniforms for maids and Catholic schoolgirls and a Cinderella costume. Star is saying that Spears' new boyfriend, actor-slash-waiter Michael Marchand, is currently the one with a key to the room, though Marchand's mom thinks the pair spend their nights "watching videos together and playing Scrabble." Well, they need to rest sometime and allow the chafing to subside. Meanwhile, why does Spears keep her paddles in a jar? Is there a freshness issue? Now, that's kinky. (NY Daily News)
Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty – that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."