OK, now people are just making shit up about Britney. Rav, the gossip guy at Britain's sketchy News of the World, is reporting that Spears is adopting six-year-old Chinese twins to fill the void left by her boys being taken from her by her ex. And that she's also arranged for her own $25,000 funeral, "because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave." It all sounds rather bogus. Spears would definitely spend more than $25,000 on her funeral. (Photo: What the twins might look like)