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• Paris Hilton is showing a Swedish tourist all her favorite spots. (sawf)

• If we were to tell you that in the upcoming Indiana Jones movie the Russians take Indy hostage and threaten to kill his ex-girlfriend and mother of his son, we'd never work in this town again. (Page Six)

• Wentworth Miller is not gay, but until he meets the right girl he'll continue going out with Luke MacFarlane. (Digital Spy)

• Maya Rudolph will not be saying "Geddou-u-ut!" anymore. (EW)

• Justin Timberlake was too hung over to perform tour dates. (Starpulse)

• Kiefer Sutherland blew a .16 last night. (TMZ)

• Britney Spears' life is more like an automobile accident than a train wreck, says her continually yammering ex-bodyguard. (Page Six)

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