So one of the reasons Britney Spears seemed so distracted during her perf at the VMAs is that she could see herself on the big screens placed around the casino. Well, that and the cocaine she'd just snorted. Seems she could barely concentrate on choreography or lyrics. When it was over, she ran back stage and began wailing, "Oh, my God, I looked like a fat pig! I looked like a fat pig!" Turns out the girl's self-aware like crazy. (Us)