The world's most expensive and ugliest cellphone, priced at $1 million, was recently displayed at the Salon Top Marques exhibition in Monte Carlo. A spectator at the exhibition said of the diamond-encrusted earsore, apparently without irony, that "only the super rich or Premiership footballers will be able to afford something like this." You think? He would have called Paris Hilton about it, but he couldn't get service inside the hall. (Source)