The naked guy in these photos with the soon-to-be-ex Mrs McCartney is about to sell his story, and we're wondering what took so long. The photos were shot, you'll remember, for a porn book disguised as a "how-to" lovers guide published in Germany and, if we're to believe her male costar, Heather Mills knew all about how to – and showed him repeatedly after the photo session. Even more explicit pictures from the shoot will soon be published in a girlie mag. All this stuff could mean disaster for Mills in her divorce settlement with Paul McCarney, which was said to be in the possible neighborhood of $400 million. The saddest aspect of all this is that nobody really wants to see Mills naked; the prurient interest stems simply from the fact that she IS naked and posing for dirty pictures. And has two legs. And ruined. She's already disliked in England, and wants to start a career in the US, where she's disliked slightly less. To that end, she'll be telling her side of the story, such as it is, to a sympathetic Larry King. She feels comfortable with him – last time she was on his show, she unscrewed her leg and put it on the table.
