Last night I spent a miserable hour on the roof of our Hollywood office, scouring the skies for an airplane that was supposed to fly over the Mission: Impossible III premiere, trailing a banner reading THE BABY IS XENU'S. Alas, it never showed up. This morning the guys behind the prank, hailxenu, put the no-show down to "fog." But in this shot I took of the Chinese Theatre's roof, I think I've uncovered the real reason. Like my mommy always said: "No-one fucks with Tom Cruise."