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From the Desk of the JGThursday, January 20, 2005 04:18 AM tags: The JG
OK, I was supposed to be on the Star Watch beat Sunday night for the Golden Globes. The higher ups here at WOW had the fantastic idea of recording the minutes and tracking all of the heinous things spewed out of Star Jones' mouth. I was supposed to make funny comments on them.
It was a terrific idea.
Well, it didn't happen.
I got home too late and missed the whole red carpet. I don't know if that's a good thing or bad thing. Either way, I blew my assignment. (Although on a side note, I was tempted to have Moye draw up another one of these petitions for Usher, who inexcusably was rocking dark shades indoors. Get over yourself, you dick.)
So where am I going with this?. . .Oh, right. . . We are all very excited about the early returns on the petition. We're at 150 and counting. But unfortunately that's not going to cut it, folks. We're taking on a monster here. We need to hit at least 10 grand. The Oscars are five weeks away. There's still time.
Now do your duty as citizens of this world. Donate to UNICEF and sign this goddamn petition.
Thank you.
– Jim Galasso
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