I accidentally watched the first two episodes of The Glee Project last night, and boy do I regret it. I'm hooked, damnit. Hooked like a rug. I love each and every one of those sad little misfits and over-enunciating drama queens. My favorites, of course, are Cameron and Samuel. Cameron is the sensitive, ginger geek who writes his own music and fiddles with his glasses. Samuel is the dreaded badboy with the bewitching snake eyes and cheekbones of doom. And that crooked smile, oh, that crooked smile. Cameron is probably the better fit for the show. Samuel's face is too asymmetrical for network television. Funny story about Samuel, though. Before being picked for the final 12, he was a homeless musician on Hollywood Boulevard. Of course there are a hundred dreadlocked street kids out there with guitars, but I swear I remember him. In fact, if I recall, I told him he was too pretty for Hollywood Boulevard, that he should ditch his girlfriend and go work the homos over on Santa Monica Boulevard. Sing them some love songs and whatnot, he'd make a fortune. Instead, he chose to become a reality star. Same thing, I suppose. So if anyone's watching, Cameron and Samuel are the boys that I love, although let's be honest, I'd do the little person, Matheus, if the opportunity ever arose. Are you watching? Who do YOU like?