Posted by: James St. James contact

Creepiest commercial ever

Have you SEEN that repellent, malformed, and just plain monstrous toddler who juggles and leers like a Dementor in the Gerber Graduates Fruit & Veggies Melts For Toddlers? Gives me night terrors. My GOD. My GOD. I feel like she's going to reach out of the television and pluck the still-beating heart from my chest, then juggle it with those damned bananas. Terrifying and ghastly. Is that an adult body in a giant onesie with toddler hands digitally added in post? And what's with that creepy, Polar Express-like bobble head? Is that even a real person? Is it a Golem? Massive, massive fail. 



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