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Your Rapture Fact Sheet

Wednesday, May 18, 2011 01:19 PM

tags: End of the World, Fact Sheet, Pets, The Rapture

All your FAQs about May 21 are answered. Sample:

Q: If I'm Raptured, what will happen to my pets?

A: Probably nothing good. However, a business called Eternal Earthbound Pets run by "confirmed atheists" offers to save pets left behind and ensure their care in 26 states. It lists a fee of $135 for a single pet ($20 each for additional pets), but has raised rates due to "increased activity associated with the May 21, 2011 Rapture." Pets are limited to dogs, cats, birds rabbits and small caged mammals in most states. Four states can accommodate horses, camels, llamas and donkeys. (via SF Gate)

[Ed note: Question we'd like to have answered: Is it necessary to have seen King Jesus to enjoy King Jesus Returns?]