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Love, it's a motherf*ckerFriday, April 15, 2011 12:55 PM
Ah, the classic "sorry, it's over." This was my dumb ass a week ago. And I emphasize "dumb ass." For the last seven days I've done nothing but listen to John Mayer's Continuum and watch Toy Story 3 on repeat. In the mornings I stare at the pink toothbrush that still sits in the holder next to the bathroom sink and at night I Facebook–stalk old flames to see who isn't in a relationship or, at this stage, who isn't married. I've created an OkCupid account, drunk–texted some girl in my phone named Cooleen and slept four out of six nights in my clothes. Every day since last Friday has sucked. And I would do anything to just go home tonight, compliment her cute but uncomfortable shoes, and cuddle while watching Garden State. But, "sorry, it's over." 
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