Posted by: James St. James contact

It's here! The Full-length video of 'Turn the Tub Around'!

Finally! The most annoying commercial ever made has now been expanded into a FULL-LENGTH MUSIC VIDEO! I'm positively giddy with excitement! And oh I feel sorry for you TiVo queens who skim past commercials and have no idea what I'm talking about! The things you are missing! The original "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" spot was a simple-but-grotesque mockery of the disco classic "Turn the Beat Around." It featured Megan Mullally spinning around a grocery store with some queen who wasn't Jack, trying her damnedest to get her mouth around lyrics like "No hydrogenated oils so there's no trans fat here!" The only interesting part was her queeny co-star who may or may not have been cute, but I'll be damned if he wasn't going to use this commercial as his Baz Luhrman audition tape. He twirled about like a methed-out Ann Miller. Now, in the full-length tape, he gets to REALLY show his dancing chops. It's a joy to behold someone so hungry for attention. And as the song goes on & on & on & on & ON & ON, he only gets more manic and more determined to SPARKLE, FAGGOT, SPARKLE! My favorite part is when he starts break-dancing. Has breakdancing been completely co-opted by Broadway queens? If so, that's hysterical. Anyway, please watch, and have some cotton swaps handy, because your ears WILL BLEED. It almost makes you long for Glorie Estefan's travesty of a remake!



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