Posted by: James St. James contact

How would Jesus hug?

Hugging, of course, invites lustful thoughts when crotches come into contact with one another. So a "Christian side hug" is a a hug performed by standing side-by-side with another person and briefly putting your hand on the other person's opposite hip or shoulder. Yep, that should stop teenagers from thinking sexy thoughts. This is so idiotic that I want to start groping these douchebags. Just full on sexually harass them. In fact, I think I need to go watch some gay interspecies gangbang videos right now to wash the Christian smugness from my eyes. 



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