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For most people, a near death experience is terribly painful or a bore. "I gripped my chest and then fell." "The SUV just came." "That dog was awfully cute, so I thought." In typical Aries fashion, Hugh Hefner found himself nearly dying from choking on a sex toy in bed surrounded by nubile skin. "What is the closest I've come to death? There was a moment when I was having sex with four playmates and nearly swallowed a Ben Wah Ball."

What a man.

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