Posted by: James St. James contact

How do I put this delicately?

Orlando Bloom is ugly. Like, suddenly very ugly. We're talking "Faces of Meth" ugly. We're talking OLD and APPLE-FACED ugly. How can that be? Whither the pretty young elf from Lord of the Rings? Where, oh where, has my Legolas gone? It hasn't even been ten years! And he's aged 20! My GOD, he was STUNNING in Pirates of the Caribbean! And that was just SIX years ago! I guess maintaining that level of beauty was just too much for him. Well, we'll always have Middle-earth, I suppose. But this is just a shame. (Pic via Just Jared)

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