Posted by: James St. James contact

How to Hook the Hoff

I got the DO's covered, but I'm pretty sure all those damn DON'Ts have spoiled my chances. Gosh, do you REMEMBER a time when the Hoff was this dreamy? I vaguely remember being in love with him when he was Snapper on The Young and the Restless (OMG! Snapper and Cricket 4EVER!) but that was, like, 1973 or something. My God, it's been a while since he's aroused such passion in my loins! I think I need a cigarette,! (via The Blaahg)



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