Posted by: Blake Jacobs contact

Whornell Email: The Ballad of John X and Lisa

John X made a big mistake while emailing his mistress Lisa, both of whom are employed at Cornell University. He accidently sent their lusty, filthy chain email to the entire school on Friday! You can check out their entire, ahem, exchange here. Administration responded by sending this email asking everyone to please discard the email and apologized for it being sent. The school also provided students with someone to talk to, because of Cornell's high suicide rate.



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