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Mariah's unfortunate bathing suit choice

Thursday, November 05, 2009 01:02 PM

tags: age appropriate dressing, Mariah Carey, midlife crisis, MY EYES!, WTF

What's the opposite of Body Dysmorphic Disorder? Because Mariah has it. I have a feeling she thought it was a FABULOUS idea to wear this bathing suit in her latest video. I'm sure she thinks she looks sexy as all get-out. And I'm not saying that's a bad thing. I'm glad she's not all hung up on body issues. I'm glad she sees herself as relevant and still-sexy. But there is a time and a place for flaunting your body in music videos. And that time, for her, was 1995. If you don't believe me, check out the WHITE version here. It's all about acting and dressing age-appropriate, honey. Take a cue from Madonna Pamela Anderson Goldie Hawn Oh just figure it out yourself. (via Dlisted)