Posted by: James St. James contact

David Archuleta: evil alien cyborg or cuddly cartoon character?

Watch this video VERY CAREFULLY, and tell me if you can see the whites of his eyes, or if he looks like a weird super-robot sent from the future to tempt me? Because that's what I'm thinking. It's like he's hypnotizing me with those inky black pools of evil. Of course, it doesn't really matter what he's doing. He's still just the cutest little thing EVER. But I'll be ding-donged if he isn't a DEAD RINGER for Dondi. Which is totally hot, until he grows up and turns into THIS GUY. Also (WAY TO BURY THE LEAD, James!) I think that his boyfriend makes an appearance at the 3:43 mark. I'm just saying. He says he's over at "his friend's" house. And his friend's name is BENTON PAUL? Come on. That's the gayest name I've ever heard. It sounds like a gay porn name. BENTON GETS BENT Just sayin'. (via Just Jared Jr.)

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