There's almost nothing about Kate Hudson that I like. If pressed, I'd have to say the best thing about her is that she has a cute brother, and her mother was funny in the first half of Private Benjamin. I just don't understand how she can be considered a star, much less a star who gets above-the-title billing, when she HAS NEVER MADE A GOOD MOVIE! But she has a nice ass, I will say that for her. In fact, it's a near-perfect ass. It's soft and round and looks like you could sleep on it. I'm actually wild for this ass. And I'm pretty gay, so it takes a lot for me to even notice a lady's behind. So, there you have it: the best thing about Kate Hudson is her shitter. And that's as nice as I'm going to get.