Posted by: James St. James contact

Ode to a nightingale's poo

Have you ever said to yourself, "How can I look as dew-drop fresh and lovely as Posh Spice?" Well, now the secret is out. She rubs bird shit all over her face. It's true! When she was in Japan recently, she admired the local women's beautiful complexions and asked how they did it. They told her (as a joke I'm sure) it was paste made of nightingale droppings called a Geisha Facial which sells for $165.71 (I did the conversion). Posh, who has famously battled acne all her life, was overjoyed. She promptly bought a flock of nightingales, a box of bird enemas, and freakin' WENT TO TOWN! Now she just sits under them ALL DAY LONG, getting pooed on and LOVING IT! It's true! OK. No, it isn't. She just bought a cream derived from the poo and uses it at home. But still. The lengths that woman will go to, amiriiite? (via Daily Mail)



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