Posted by: James St. James contact

Can I be the next ex-Mrs Knoxville, please?

Johnny Knoxville's divorce from ex-wife Melanie was finalized this week. The couple agreed to split their bank accounts evenly, with Melanie getting half the residuals from the Jackass franchise, half the residuals from the Dukes of Hazard movie, as well as $6,000 a month in child support. I realize this isn't quite on par with Heather Mills, but I totally think I could have sex with Johnny for a few years, leave his stinky ass, then let him support me for the rest of my life. Beats blogging. Just sayin. (via People; photo: Photorazzi)



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