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Medicinal Purposes For Porn

Friday, July 03, 2009 05:15 AM

tags: Charlotte Vale as Prozac, Ukraine Ban, WTF

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From www.charlottevale.com

Pornography has been outlawed in Ukraine except for "medicinal purposes". What is a "medicinal purpose" for porn? Oh I know. 1) Watching Charlotte Vale being used as a party favour alleviates your depression in a way akin to Prozac. 2) You are closeted and you can not figure out what to do with the vagina you are expected to enjoy. 3) You were addicted to erotica and now need daily mmf clips as methadone. 4) Your partner has cheated and you think you can save the family by learning to relax your gag reflex. Any more? Tell me!!! t/y Adult Newswire (Twitter).

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