Posted by: Stephen Saban contact

Gardening Down Under

If you're telling yourself you're depilating down there for sanitary reasons, Gillette is here to remind you it's to make your dick look bigger – or as the voice-over in this how-to video says, "When there's no underbrush, the tree looks taller." The operative moment comes when he slips in the warning, "Ensure you're using a fresh blade" – because for around $20 for a package of four Fusion Power blades, it's in Gillette's best interest that you blade-up every time you make your junk slick enough to eat off. (t/y Ed)



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