Posted by: Tom G contact

Daniel Craig: Suck or Lick?

Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies have created a limited edition Daniel Craig iced lolly. The company did a survey of over 1,000 women to find out which celebrity ladies would most like dripping all over their hands on a sunny afternoon.

Company spokesman Matt O'Connor said "Daniel Craig topped our poll of Britain’s coolest celebrities and thanks to our Del Monte lolly replica he is officially immortalised as super smooth and licensed to chill." 

In other news, company spokesman Matt O'Connor should be ashamed of himself.

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