Posted by: Tom G contact

A MOTHERS LOVE...

So I got into work this morning and found this sordid bit of family dysfunction in my inbox (t/y Johnno).

It's a heartwarming tale of a mother, a son, and a world of f*cked up.

Basically, Mother sees son naked, son has bizarro 'J' shaped cock. Mother decides that the only way to correct this is through 'massage therapy'.

And by massage therapy I mean getting tugged off by your mum for literally hours a day.

And I quote; "we have set the length of the sessions accordingly, which is 3 ejaculations before we both are agreeable that it is a good time to call it quits for the sessions" 

ViceBlog link HERE

And the original forum posting HERE (it's 34 pages of gold!)

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