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Friday, February 20, 2009 03:56 PM

tags: Celebrity, Susan Lucci

Susan Lucci is 62 and looking 26 (if you squint from a distance) strolling the beach on St Bart with her husband Helmut Huber. Fame photo via dlisted's Michael K, who says Lucci has "the crotch of a toddler, the skin of a fetus, and the breasts of a sperm," which is very high praise.

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